exam fever

This is what had happened to me everytime the exam started..

without fail..lalalalalalalalala

-The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.

-80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn’t read.

-If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.

-If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.

-When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important will be illegible.

And lastly....

Student's declaration at the end of answer paper. It Reminds me of Disclaimer Notices!

"I hereby declare that answers written above r true 2 the best of mine & my friend's knowledge & I claim no responsibility whatsoever 4 any mistakes. Whatever I have written is truly fictitious & any resemblance with the Subject Matter is purely Coincidental."

have you been experienced any of these ridiculous things??

it always happened to me..

without fail..

the right thing is;

SAY NO TO LAST MINUTE STUDY!!!

lalalalalalalalala